Charlie Sheen Leaving Two And A Half Men!!

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There are rumblings that Charlie Sheen is OVER his shiteous hit show Two and a Half Men and is not planning on returning next season!

A source says:

“Charlie’s just done. And he’s quietly telling his friends he’s not coming back. He wants to move on. Leaving is 100 percent his idea.”

Wow. He must be freaking out about his potential jail time! Or he’s planning on fleeing the country!

What do U think?? Are U bummed Charlie wants to make the show One and a Half Men?

Photoshop Awardz: WhatsHerFace On The Beastly Poster

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Look! The hack got a job!

The shiteous latest retelling of Beauty and the Beast, which, given its lead is ironically titled Beastly, has just gotten a one-sheet, and with the exception of WhatsHerFace, it doesn’t look nearly as bad as expectedl!

And even SHE looks somewhat presentable - mostly because it looks nothing like her!

Multiple kudos to the poor Photoshop tech who no doubt had to slave away for hours attempting to make her look somewhat good.

That being said: her co-star Alex Pettyfer is SEKSI!

Janet On GaGa

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Everybody loves her, even Miz Jackson!

Janet Jackson talks about her love for Lady GaGa and about how she is such a sweetheart!

We have to agree — and we think Janet is a sweetie, too!

Yoko Ono Given The Title As Global Autism Ambassador!

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Yo go, Yoko!!

Yoko Ono has been named the first Global Autism Ambassador by the Autism Speaks organization!!

The wife of the late John Lennon was given the title for creating a piece of art called Promise last year, as a dedication to World Autism Day, which is April 2nd.

While accepting the honor, she said:

“As an artist the concept of distance means nothing to me, you can bring the whole world together with a song, a painting or a single word and that is what I have tried to achieve with Promise and I hope it has been able to make a difference.”

We’re sure it did! What a lovely gesture!

Congratulations, bb!

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Chris Rock’s Hey Ya Parody!

In 2004, Chris Rock did a parody for Outkast’s Hey Ya, entitled Crackers, and we can see why it was never released.

Watch the video (above) to see it in all its glory!

Thoughts???

Isla And Olive Sport Some Shades!

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So cute!

Mommy-daughter duo Isla Fisher and Olive Cohen were spotted out showing off their sunnies and having a great time together in Los Angeles today.

Looking good, gals!

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Janet Jackson Found Comfort In Filming

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While promoting her new film Why Did I Get Married Too?, Janet Jackson reveals that filming became a way of coping with her brother’s death.

Michael passed away three days into filming.

“It was very therapeutic, I was able to release in such a way,” Janet said. “There were moments when I definitely brought it home, and not really wanting to but you do and then eventually you unwind. It becomes very draining.”

Stay strong, bb.

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A For Effort!

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Skanky O’Day needed a well-deserved break from doing absolutely nothing, so she showed up where she always does when she needs a photo-op: Katsuya!

She looks CONSIDERABLY better than she did the last time she was there, which is still FUGtastic by normal, human standards, but since it’s an improvement we’ll refrain from drawing penises on her face. This time!

Keep up the good work, bb!

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He’s In The Wrong Business!

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Desperate Housewives and Band of Brothers actor Neal McDonough got the ax from ABC’s new series Scoundrels for refusing to do love scenes with co-star Virginia Madsen!

McDonough, a devout Catholic and family man, has always said he’ll never do sex scenes which is true since he never got it on on-screen with Nicollette Sheridan on Housewives or on NBC’s Boomtown.

“It has cost him jobs, but the man is sticking to his principles,” says a source.

But is it worth losing $1 million over?!

We guess so since he’s already been replaced by actor James Elliott!

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Simon Cowell’s Paul Potts Film Axed!

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That’s too bad.

Simon Cowell had planned a biopic about Britain’s Got Talent star Paul Potts, but the film has been axed after an actor wasn’t found to take on the lead role.

Filmmaker Michael Vaughn explains:

“It should have gone ahead. Simon and I had a good vision for how the film should be, and it would have been brilliant. But the studios were umm-ing and ahh-ing and they missed the opportunity to do it.

“It’s tragic, because the script was brilliant. Simon had done a great job. I was looking forward to working with him and it would have been a big hit.”

Paul Potts won Britain’s Got Talent back in 2007 — so maybe the studio just didn’t care anymore?

To be honest, we kinda forgot about him, too!

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