Brit Brit Looking Cute!

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But lose the glasses, ‘bb!

Britney Spears was spotted out strutting around Beverly Hills in a cute white mini-dress and heels, but she decided to top it off with some major “nerd-alert” glasses!

Oh, Brit! It just wouldn’t be you without a fashion faux-pas!

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The Hoff Headlining His Own Show In Vegas!

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For some reason, this seems appropriate!

David Hasselhoff is working on his own “musical show” in Vegas!

“It will be the ‘Rat Pack’ meets ‘The Hoff’ meets ‘Knight Rider,’” said The Hoff. “Maybe I’ll start downtown. I like it here. It has the old Vegas vibe and then I’ll move it to the Strip later.”

We cannot image Sin City is the place for him considering how much he loves the sauce!

“I think it’s going to be very soon now that I’m back here with my own show. I have a musical show. We just performed it and it went great. We’re getting offers. I’m talking with hotels here,” he continued.

Not only is he working on the Vegas show, but an album of love songs!

He said:

“I’m the busiest I’ve been in a long time. I’m going over to Germany, where my music business is still extraordinarily big. I’m recording a new romantic songs CD and for US television network PBS, we will shoot a special in the castles of Ireland, with the Celtic women dancing in unison with me.”

LOLz! We’d LOVE to see that!

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Selena And Nick Call It Quits, Round 2!

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Well that revival didn’t last too long!

Nick Jonas and that little cutie pie Selena Gomez have called it quits AGAIN.

A source says:

“They were an item, but they are no longer together. It’s evident to everyone that they will always have a super strong connection. It’s never fun to go through a breakup, but Selena has a lot of friends she’s leaning on for support.”

Apparently!

We hear that girlfriend has been getting all kinds of cozy with Cameron Quiseng, who is the bass player of some band called Allstar Weekend.

Guess she has the hots for the musically inclined!!

Relax, bb! You’re young!

Enjoy singledom, there’s a lot of time for relationships down the line!!

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BARF. Aaron Carter Is Engaged Again.

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Oh great!

Aaron Carter has reportedly gotten engaged to his 19 year old girlfriend Maile Hochuli - while watching Alice in Wonderland!

WTF??

We know that movie SUCKED, but he must have been seriously DESPERATE to find an excuse to stop watching that shiteous mess! Maybe the 3-D was giving him the spins!

A source claims:

“Aaron took Maile to the movie Alice in Wonderland, which she has been dying to see. She didn’t get to see the end of the movie though because Aaron got down on a knee and proposed with a beautiful pear shaped diamond ring! Maile was completely overjoyed and said yes immediately! Aaron and Maile have only been dating for a short period of time but they are both extremely happy. This is the happiest I have ever seen Maile.”

Carter was previously engaged to Playboy model and Celebrity Rehab-er Kari Ann Peniche in 2006 for a week.

Here’s hoping this one goes a little better!! Not that it will.

Bwa ha ha.

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Carnie Wilson Did Not Collapse

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Although we previously reported that Carnie Wilson collapsed on the set of the Newlywed Game, sources claim that it is not true.

“She didn’t collapse. She got lightheaded on the set one day,” said a show insider. “It wasn’t a big deal. She resumed work less than an hour later.”

Glad you’re okay, bb.

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Shakira’s Emergency Surgery!

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Off to the dentist!

After suffering a minor injury with a microphone in Miami, Shakira hurried off to the dentist for emergency surgery for three hours!

Ouch!

Get well soon, Shaki!

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Tiger’s Latest Ho Claims More Women Are Coming Forward

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And we’re already at #15!!!

Devon James, the latest woman to come forward with deets of her affair with Tiger Woods, claims she has audio tapes, pics and texts - and that more woman are coming out of the woodwork!

“I promise you there will be plenty of other girls coming out,” said James.

She met with Tiger when she and another lady of the night received an “out call” from the golfer, for which they were paid $2,000 each.

That’s it?!

Devon really let the deets fly:

“I had another girl, that I was good friends with, who was also a porn star in the Tampa area and she called me and said, ‘Hey girl, we got an out call… come with me, come with me, let’s go and make some money.’ I walked in and it was like, wow… It was kind of awkward.”

I “benefited on a regular basis” from Tiger.

“Dirty, dirty, he was pretty nasty. He was dirty, bad, bad, bad - in the bedroom.”

She [Elin] isn’t aware of everything that has gone on and if I were her, I would take everything she can and run. That would be my advice.

He talked a lot about his personal life… I guess it was sort of embarrassing. I felt bad for his wife, I felt bad he had two kids, I felt bad that she (Elin) was pregnant with his first kid (at the time).”

I don’t feel it [the public apology] is genuine because several people have contacted me and said stuff. Who has he actually apologized to. His family? His wife?

What does that mean for the countless amount of girls who he has done this with? It doesn’t really mean anything to any of us. You’re sorry (Tiger) because you got caught!

You’re not sorry for the heartache you put your wife through, or what your kids are going to say about you in ten years from now.”

Ha! Come out. Come out wherever you are, ladies!

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The Tangled Web Of Kate Hudson’s Gentleman Callers!

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Wow! She sure is a massive slut player!!

Serial dater Kate Hudson is apparently playing THREE men at once, two of whom she started toying with when she was still with Alex Rodriguez!

The victims? Photographer Darren Ankenman, an unnamed Hedge-fund manager in El Lay, and Aussie golfer Adam Scott!

GEESH.

A source says:

“She was casually seeing both Alex and Adam at the same time, but she broke things off with Adam when she got serious with A-Rod. She recently got back in touch with Adam when he was in L.A., and they’ve been seeing each other. They’ve always gotten along really well.”

And she moved in on Darren during production of her shiteous flick Bride Wars:

“They hit it off on the set, but nothing romantic happened until after she and Alex broke up during the winter.”

Nothing wrong with trying out your options, but we hope girlfriend isn’t bringing all these guys around to meet her kid!

Ryder doesn’t need to be confused about which ones are his new daddies!!

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Some Good News For Sandy!

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Maybe this will provide a little light at the end of the tunnel.

The Blind Side, featuring Sandra Bullock’s Oscar-winning role, took the number one spot in DVD sales and rentals this past week.

It sold almost 3 million units in the first week - congrats to America’s sweetheart!

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Michael And Lindsay’s Twitter War Rages On!

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It’s war, folks!!

As we’ve reported, there’s some serious shiz going down between the delusional, in desperate need of help Lindsay Lohan and her even more delusional, despicable famewhoring father, Michael.

After Michael exploited his child’s problems for a half hour of press time two days ago, Lindsay has lashed out at her ole’ dad and gone out every night getting more effed up than usual, and now the two are flipping out at one another via Twitter!

As we posted, Lindsay tweeted this morning:

My father just sent me this as I was leaving my gym “I told you to stop Linds this is the last time…and take down the tweet about me HURTING MOM.. U will be getting a call from SOMEBODY today to end you

Michael tweeted:

@LindsayLohan.. yes Lindsay, mom and I agrued and yelled, but I always wanted to keep my kids away from it. Mom always dragged you into it

@LindsayLohan and used you as pawns ( as irt is clear in your video) LISTEN TO YOUR OWN WORDS.!!! Who do you love, who was there for you?

@LindsayLohan Who wrote letters constantly that were never given to you? Whose clothes did you where?Who are you crying out to then .and NOW

@LindsayLohan.. was I wrong for yelling .YES, but how about all the things mom did? remember Atlantis?Remember the lies to the cops?

@LindsayLohan… YOU told the police mom and her parents were lying! Who bought the house? Who gave you everything?

@LindsayLohan…How about the briefcases of money I’d give you ,mom and the kids to spend?Who flew back and forth every week,Coast to coast

@LindsayLohan..who WENT TO JAIL for 2 yrs because U and mom cried 2 me 2 come to LA,while I was on Probation,knowing I’d get violated?ME!

@LindsayLohan..you sing of LOVE & I speak of LOVE BEING sacrifice.I proved it over and over & I am willing to prove it now,2 help & save you

@LindsayLohan ..I never ever said that. I have it on my text (it is date and time stamped)! what is wrong with U?OOOPS!I already l know that

@LindsayLohan.. Yes I said take down the lies and U are getting a call (from ur Uncle) but never ever said “end”to anything excpt ur problem

@LINDSAYlOHAN.. YOU R TWISTING THINGS JUST LIKE THE MEDIA DOES. THE VERY PEOPLE U CRITICIZE

@LindsayLohan.. done with ur&the other nonesense.Time to focus on what I have toTake care of yourself until I can!Love you and God Bless you

So, so sad.

When we see this stuff, it reminds us how her parents essentially RUINED any chance of her having a remotely well-adjusted adulthood.

That being said, our sympathy will only stretch so thin!

GET HELP, Lindsay!! Enough is enough. Don’t do it for that douchebag, do it for yourself!

P.S. CLICK HERE to “follow” Perez on Twitter!

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